Sean Hannity has been immortalized as a detestable, slug-like manatee in a new Jim Carrey painting, joining a cast of other Donald Trump cronies who have befallen Carrey’s terrible, swift paint brush. Michael Cohen, too!
Hannity has been one of Trump’s most vociferous supporters on Fox News and was particularly outraged when FBI agents raided the office and home of Trump’s lawyer and fixer. But the conspiracy monger conveniently failed to mention that Cohen was also his lawyer–until the information came out in a court proceeding.
Never has a broadcaster been so conflicted. But, hey, it’s okay because Fox News doesn’t have a problem with it, even though the network was blind-sided just like everyone else.
For that, he earned his own portrait in Trump’s gallery of shame. “Sean Manatee: some endangered species aren’t worth saving!” Carrey wrote on the social media site.
Cohen was the subject of two portraits by the comedic actor, who has made painting the principle focus of his career at the moment.
One distills the long-time Trump lawyer and bag man’s character perfectly. Cohen is an off-shade of green, with a distorted head and mouth and spiked hair.
Carrey titles it “Auto-moronic ASSphyxiation.”
But the real kicker is the inscription around Cohen’s head. It’s from one of his more bombastic threats. He told The Daily Beast three years ago:
“I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?”
Cohen, of course, was the bag-man who, on the eve of the 2016 election, handled the $130,000 payoff to porn star Stormy Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford. The money was to keep her from talking about her sexual affair with Trump during a Lake Tahoe golf outing in 2006.
Cohen also had his finger in the American Media deal to pay Playboy playmate Karen McDougal $150,000 in a “catch and kill” scheme to keep her from going public with details about her 10-month affair with Trump around the same time.
Trump’s fixer surfaced in yet another payoff scheme, involving a $1.6 million non-disclosure agreement between another Playboy playmate and Trump pal Elliott Broidy, a deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee.
With all of Cohen’s records and business papers in FBI hands, odds-makers are wondering how long it will be before Trump’s consigliere flips on his boss.
No wonder he gets two paintings. Check out Carrey’s latest works. You are guaranteed to not be able to unsee them.
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