Donald Trump made an issue out of it during the 2016 election; now it’s back, his penis that is, thanks to his one-time lover Stormy Daniels. The adult film star is about to release a tell all book and her detailed description of his private member sent “Mario Cart” trending on social media.
Late night comedians quickly pounced, turning Trump, once again, into a virtual fount of comedic fodder.
Mario Cart Trending! Oh My!)
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You may recall, during a GOP primary debate in March 2016, Trump brought up the subject himself. (See video below)
It came up during a heated exchange between Trump and rival Marco Rubio over the size of Trump’s hands.
“He referred to my hands; ‘If there’s small something else must be small,’ and I guarantee you, there’s no problem, no problem,” Trump boasted.
But it turns out… there is. Another Trump lie!
Daniels, who had an affair with Trump in 2006, compared Trump’s member to the mushroom-headed character “Toad” from the game Mario Cart.
Daniels made the remark in her upcoming memoir, entitled “Full Disclosure,” a copy of which was obtained by London’s Guardian newspaper.
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” she writes. She called his penis “smaller than average… but not freakishly small.”
But she sears her description into the heads (no pun intended, well, maybe) of anyone who reads it, or is a fan of the video game.
She said it was “unusual” because it looks like “the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” named Toad.
That’s all it took for late night comedians to run with it. check out the videos below, let us know your thoughts and be sure to follow IM on Twitter.