Snoop Dogg Sizes Up Kim Kardashian in a Word (watch!) 1Snoop Dogg sizes up Kim Kardashian in a word: ‘ho. The West Coast rapper plays marriage counselor to jilted husband Kris Humphries in a new video and says he should have had his head examined.

In his profanity-laced advice, Snoop says Kim is “coldblooded” and will sink any man she hooks up with.

“I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the niggas that she got and how she played them,” Snoop advises. “So, my advice is you can’t make a ‘ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.”

Snoop, real name Calvin Broadus, runs down the list of brothers that Kim has messed with, from her sex-tape partner Ray J, to NFL Football star Reggie Bush.

The 59-second video opens with a porpoise barking out the word “bi*ch,” followed by an opening graphic with the words: “Nemo’s Advice.” It’s a pseudonym for Snoop.

“My first advice is you dumb ass ni–er, you shouldn’t have tried to wife the bi*ch, man. She’s not that type of a ‘ho.”

“You can’t make a ‘ho a housewife,” Snoop offers. “Don’t try and reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she was born to do–‘ho. Yeah.”

Check out the video: Warning strong language.