Tabloids Froth at Mouth Over Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart 1

Kristen Stewart arriving in Paris. (Photo: INFDaily)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are tabloid fodder again this week with celebrity magazines leading with widely contradictory reports about where they stand as a couple, if at all.

Don’t worry. Whatever your feelings are about the “Twilight” stars, there is a tabloid story out there this week that caters to your latest hopes and fears.

Either they are together or they’re not, so at least one tabloid can claim its got the scoop. But chances are, magazines on both sides of the issue largely made up the stories or are basing them on the thinnest conjecture.

Leading the “not together” camp, Star magazine reports that Kristen strayed with “Snow White and the Huntsman” Director Rupert Sanders because Rob is no good in bed. The magazine is given to reporting sensational stories often unbridled by facts. So rate this a one on a scale of one to ten.

“Rob couldn’t believe that Kristen was telling everyone that he’s bad in bed,” a supposed source tells the magazine. “Not only did she cheat on him, she humiliated him. Now that he’s heard about the rumors she’s been spreading, there’s no chance [he’ll take her back].”

But that source should compare notes with USWeekly’s source. The gossip magazine claims the actor has decided to give his girlfriend another chance. The upbeat story is getting the most pick up from secondary sources like Parade magazine.

“They are living together and have reconciled,” the source said, adding that Pattinson is “extra-sensitive” and “insecure” about the situation. Who wouldn’t be.

Yet another source purportedly told Britain’s Grazia magazine that Rob is giving Kristen a one-month trial to see if they can mend fences. “He has warned Kristen that he might never be able to forgive and forget. But he’s agreed to give it a month to see if they can make it work. If they can’t he says he will walk away.”

Yet another “source” tells OK! magazine that Kristen is thinking about tattooing Rob’s name on herself as a sign of her deep love. Rob is supposedly crazy about the idea, according to HollywoodLife, one of the biggest purveyors of misleading or wrongheaded stories about Rob and Kristen.

In all, four different “sources” purportedly share intimate details about the couple. If they were real, wouldn’t all of the sources be saying the same thing? The fact is, there are no sources.

Amid all of the tabloid froth, the only credible news is that Stewart was spotted arriving in Paris today (Sept. 26) to attend Paris Fashion Week. The Twilight star is there as a rep for Belanciaga’s Florabotanica fragrance.

So if she’s in the midst of a do-or-die one-month triail make up period with Rob, does it make sense that she would take off for Paris? Why isn’t he with her? And, why was Rob out partying last weekend without her, also confirmed, the weekend, incidentally, before she was leaving town?

It’s a sad commentary that tabloids choose to exploit fans and the couple so mercilessly. Click here to follow TheImproper on Twitter for more updates on Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart you can trust.