Charlie Sheen and fiancee Brett Rossi, who says she's retired from the adult film business.

Charlie Sheen and fiancee Brett Rossi, who says she’s retired from the adult film business.

Charlie Sheen has finally landed a porn star who can put up with his dirty-old-man antics. The 48-year-old actor announced over the weeked that he is engaged to Brett Rossi, an adult film actress half his age. So what has Charlie gotten himself into?

Rossi, 24, is a Cali girl all the way. She was born in Temecula, a small town in the middle of Southern California wine country south and east of Los Angeles.

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She’s a fetching five-feet, eight-inches tall so she and Charlie see just about eye-to-eye. Officially, Charlie is five-feet, ten. In the important measurements, she’s listed as a 32DD-25-34. Charlie loves ’em big breasted.

Click Here To Check Out Brett’s Playboy Cyber Girl Photo Spread (nsfw)

She was featured as a Playboy Cybergirl in 2011 after scoring the tile of Miss Howard TV on the Howard Stern show the same year. She’s known for her vagina-exposing crotch photos, known in the business as the money shot.

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Oddly, in her Playboy profile she says her worst date ever was with a celebrity.

“That was my first mistake,” she says. “All he could do was talk about himself. He ordered a bunch of food off of the menu, had a few bites and wasted the rest. Ew!”

Wow! That so sounds like Charlie. She must be in love.

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He’s considered one of the most self-centered, self-important actors in Hollywood. But, hey, he’s also worth an estimated $128 million. Sometimes, the little things of advancing age, smelly feet, bad-breath, overweening ego, can be overlooked.

Charlie popped the question on a Hawaiian vacation on Saturday (Feb. 15). If he makes it down the aisle it will be his fourth marriage. Word is, his lawyer is busy drafting a pre-nup.

And, with good reason. Sheen cut a wide swath through a bevy of porn stars, with mixed results, before hooking up with Brett.

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Last December, Sheen went ballistic at porn-star girlfriends Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan for allegedly ransacking his American Express card, without his knowledge.

Before that, he also went ballistic on hotel hottie Capri Anderson, in a drug-fueled rage after he accused her of stealing his watch. She was left cowering naked in the bathroom, until police arrived.

Last year at this time, he was seen locking lips with self-professed lesbian porn star Georgia Jones, 23.

Brett’s photos are a little too risque for this site, but you can check them out here. (Warning: nsfw!).