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Jon Stewart Dissects Ebola Panic: Thinks We’re All Pussies (watch!)

Jon Stewart has looked into the Ebola panic sweeping the country, well mainly New York City and Texas, and reached a not-so-startling conclusion: We’re all real big pussies. Why the panic? “What is wrong with us?” he asks. “I thought we were home of the brave. Or does the song go, “O’er the land of the free, unless you have a fever, in which case, we prefer you get the fu*k out of here?” Stewart was particularly tough on New York City....