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Jon Stewart Dissects Ebola Panic: Thinks We're All Pussies (watch!) 2

Jon Stewart Dissects Ebola Panic: Thinks We’re All Pussies (watch!)

Jon Stewart has looked into the Ebola panic sweeping the country, well mainly New York City and Texas, and reached a not-so-startling conclusion: We’re all real big pussies. Why the panic? “What is wrong with us?” he asks. “I thought we were home of the brave. Or does the song go, “O’er the land of the free, unless you have a fever, in which case, we prefer you get the fu*k out of here?” Stewart was particularly tough on New York City....
Jon Stewart Irks Fans for Naming One Direction in Terror Satire (see!) 4

Jon Stewart Irks Fans for Naming One Direction in Terror Satire (see!)

Jon Stewart’s “Senior Pentagon Correspondent” Jessica Williams has discovered a slew of new terror groups, each worse than the other, but is boy band One Direction one of them? Seems so, and fans are upset about it. Stewart and Williams were doing a bit on President Obama’s terrorism speech. The conversation drifted into a hilarious back-and-forth on the rise of new like terror groups like “Al Kill Yall” and “Al Fauq U Up” when Williams interjected. ...
Jon Stewart Raps Rupe Time-Warner Bid; Unveils Plan to Buy CNN (video!) 6

Jon Stewart Raps Rupe Time-Warner Bid; Unveils Plan to Buy CNN (video!)

Jon Stewart has Rupert Murdoch pegged; he’s got “a face like a rotting pumpkin” and “farts dust,” he says. But, hey, the 83-year-old mogul is personally worth $13.9 billion so he can pretty much do what he wants. And what Rupert wants is to buy Time-Warner’s media empire for a cool $80 billion. Did we mention… Rupe, as he’s often called, usually gets what he wants? Remember Dow Jones?...
Mila Kunis Irked by Jimmy Kimmel, Other Soon-to-Be Fathers (watch!) 8

Mila Kunis Irked by Jimmy Kimmel, Other Soon-to-Be Fathers (watch!)

Mily Kunis is promoting her new movie “Third Person,” and Jimmy Kimmel wondered how she was handling being pregnant as well. After revealing he’s also expecting, Mila went off on a hilarious rant. “Hi, I’m Mila Kunis,” she said addressing the camera directly. “With a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers.”...
Seth Meyers Scores With Hilarious Justin Bieber Spoof (watch!) 10

Seth Meyers Scores With Hilarious Justin Bieber Spoof (watch!)

Justin Bieber came across as a snotty, quick tempered and impertinent in his widely circulated video deposition in a paparazzi assault case. But Seth Meyers thinks the unedited version of the tape he discovered tells a different story. Meyers, who has just taken over late night duties from former “Saturday Night Live,” cast mate Jimmy Fallon, has still be trying to find his stride....
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President Obama Slow Jams News on Jimmy Fallon (watch!)

President Obama, looking relaxed and confident, joked with Jimmy Fallon in a special broadcast from the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill campus. Obama said he wanted to “slow jam the news,” although the headlines were far less humorous. The economy continues to flounder, Britain has officially slid back into recession and his administration is grappling with a Secret Service hooker scandal....