Miley Cyrus was never close to a nip-slip on Saturday Night Live. (Photo: ScreenCap)
Miley Cyrus sent tabloids scurrying with reports of a “near” nip-slip on “Saturday Night Live” over the weekend.
But nothing could be further from the truth. These days, tabloids are that desperate.
Cyrus certainly has a reputation for titillating costumes (no pun intended, well maybe) and her outfit Saturday night didn’t leave a lot to the imagination. She wore a sequined Eton jacket with nothing underneath.
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That was enough for tabloids, notably The New York Post’s “Page Six” to breathlessly report that she “courted a nip slip” while performing “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” with Mark Ronson.
It’s a wonder Donald Trump didn’t pick up on it on Twitter. The incident was more evidence that “SNL” is cesspool of left leaning depravity.
Trump definitely Tweeted about the show, but he had other things on his mind. He called for someone to sue NBC and “Saturday Night Live” in court because of the show’s cold open.
“SNL” opened with a parody of “It’s a Wonderful Life,” the 1946 Frank Capra movie about a man who wishes at Christmas that he was never born. A guardian angel gives him a preview of what that would be like.
In the skit, Trump, played by Alec Baldwin, gets to see life if he was never elected president. And, what a world it would be.
Sarah Sanders would be making millions in public relations, Kellyanne Conway would be speaking to her husband, Michael Cohen would not be in jail and the Trump Moscow Tower would be built!
But, we digress.
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For the record, Miley’s jacket was firmly anchored with double-sided tape, according to a source connected with the show.
There was no way Miley was going to be allowed to go out on live national television with anything less.
Although she jumped and swayed with the music while she sang, the jacket stayed right with her. It would have taken a gale force wind to lift it off her chest, our source said.
It probably would have taken her nipples with it.
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Even so, it gave viewers a thrill.
“Miley Cyrus’ nipples are holding onto that jacket the way my soul is holding on to my sanity,” one social media user shared.
Chimed in another, “I have never trusted anything in my life as much as @MileyCyrus is trusting that double-sided tape.
But it was all for naught. Miley has toned down her act considerably since her Bangerz days. She’s more into glamour now.
Nip slips are beneath her. She doesn’t need them anymore to promote her career.
So thanks but no thanks for the breathless, cheesy tabloid hype.